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Prospective Appointees
Stella
White House Press Secretary
K9 Hank
DEA Special Agent In Charge
Yoshi
Administrator of Drug Enforcement (DEA)
Callisto the Little Bear
Chief of Space Operations
Freddie
Secretary of Labor
Marshall
White House Director of Communications
Mae Xiang
Secretary of Health and Human Services
Frankie
Secretary of the Treasury
Luna
U.S. Special Presidentail Envoy for Climate
Yoda
Ambassador to Islas Canarias
Ellie Boo
Unqualified Advisor/BFF
Bacchus