Mr. Pip for President... Because why not?
🗸 Super Cute
🗸 Kind of Cranky
🗸 Doesn't Tweet
🗸 Generally Coherent
🗸 Multi-Shaded-Coat
🗸 Small but Identifies as Large
🗸 Not a Career Politician or Celebrity
🗸 Rejects Democrats and Republicans Equally
🗸 Feels Neutrally about Libertarians and Greenies
🗸 Leader of the Chews To Be Good Pack
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